A few captions came to mind:
"I'm a survivor! I'm gonna make it!"
"It's no fun being the good egg around a bunch a devils, or well, deviled friends."
"Wow, that was a long night of partying. What?"
"Please give to the Mistreatment of Eggs Fund. Only you can end this kind of shame and abuse: the hard boiling, the pastel colors, the paprika ... The list goes on and on."
"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"