"Liar!" You say. "It's been more like five weeks!"
Okay, okay, okay. Well, you see, uh ... there was an earthquake while I was at the beach which I briefly blamed on the rum I had been drinking ... and that was followed by evacuating the Jersey Shore because of a hurricane ... actually, there were two hurricanes, one blew out the electricity and one flooded so bad, the schools were closed. Yeah and speaking of school, the paperwork to be filled out in triplicate caused massive hand cramps for days. And, my twin son needed glasses and possibly his adenoids out ... but then, he didn't need an operation after all ... instead we came home with a ninety dollar x-ray thanks to something called co-pay. And what else?
"Excuses, excuses," you say.
Oh, yeah . Look at this:
|Here we are in Cape May, NJ on the actual vacation. Please note my husband and his facial features before scrolling to the next picture.|