Don't Egg Me On

While searching for inspiration for this week's post, I came across this photo and couldn't resist:

A few captions came to mind:

"OH NO!"

"I'm a survivor!  I'm gonna make it!"

"It's no fun being the good egg around a bunch a devils, or well, deviled friends."

"Wow, that was a long night of partying.  What?"

"Please give to the Mistreatment of Eggs Fund.  Only you can end this kind of shame and abuse: the hard boiling, the pastel colors, the paprika ... The list goes on and on."

"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"